Shortly after, we saw a grizzly bear come out of the woods! He was within 40 feet from some people that were fishing off the rocks! Needless to say, they got out of there! We watched him climb on the rocks looking for food. He took a quick break to drink a Rockstar Soda that he found sitting on the rocks. Then he decided that he wanted to be on the other side of the river, so he got in the water and started swimming to the other side. Bears are great swimmers! He was in a pretty strong current but it didn't bother him at all. When he got to the other side he walked down the side of the river eating any dead fish that he came across. Then he disappeared in the woods. It was really fun watching him in his natural habitat. He didn't have a care in the world!
Not only are you carefree, but when you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could really deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. Sounds pretty appealing doesn't it?
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could of definitely dealt with that!
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a girl bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear!